I was runnin' me schooner (while drinking a few) around the Interweb and found me some treasures!
This be a fine wench for cold nights aboard me ship:
Then I got to thinkin', what about me shipmates? They'd be lookin for some buxom wenches too, so I found some:
Before we weigh anchor, I need to find some rations to keep the dreaded scurvy away:
This should do...aaaarrrggghhhh!
Last but not least, a good Pirate needs a good ship.
What is this all about? Have ye god barmy me old salt? Noooo, it's TLAPD